Take a sip when a tourist is rocking the classic socks and sandals look
Take a shot when a tourist starts to feed the seagulls
Take a sip when someone takes a photo by a Florida sign
Take a sip when a tourist starts to apply sunscreen over SPF 50
Take a shot when a tourist brings out their selfie stick for group photo
Chug your drink when tourists leave the beach because it might rain AND Then open another drink because the storm will pass in less then five!