Hidden Valley Ranch Has Surprisingly Cute Merch

After years of working in steak houses and sports bars, the word "ranch" makes me wanna gag and throw plates at the wall. A guest once seriously asked me for a "bowl of ranch" to drown their chicken tenders in. I DON'T DO RANCH.

But. Hidden Valley Ranch has some really cute summer merch! That one-piece bathing suit has super flattering high cut legs. It's perfect for someone who needs to let the world know where their condiment loyalties are.

 
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