The Woman Who Sold Farts For Cash Almost Died From Farting


If it seems to good to be true it usually is. Our girl Stephanie Matto found this out the hard way. She found what many considered a dream job. Making tons of money farting in jars. Personally I've been farting my whole life and not once thought to monetize my gas.

Stephanie however saw there was a market and she was one of the few people thrilled with the insane price for gas. The demand was high and she needed to make sure the supply was there. So Stephanie did what she needed to do to insure she was a fart factory. Protein shakes, beans, hard boiled eggs and more. If it made you fart Stephanie was consuming it. Sadly it turns out excessive farting is bad for you and it nearly took Stephanie out. It got to the point where she thought she was having a stroke and took herself to the hospital. Luckily, she was not having a stroke and is going to make a full recovery. Imagine a fatal fart? What a way to die. Doctors told her she needed to retire and could no longer make a career from farting. Which no pun intended stinks.

Stephanie you were the Michael Jordan and Wayne Gretzky of the farting world and nobody can take that away from you. And hopefully everyone who purchased your farts smells a little harder and holds their jar a little tighter tonight knowing that is the last of the gas.

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