Woman Finds Live Bat In Her Bag Of Carrots She Bought At Costco

I've heard of Fruit Bats before but never a Vegetable Bat **rim shot** This would be a truly shocking discovery when all you wanted was a couple of carrots and instead you get carrots and a bonus live bat. Poor little bat was probably suffocating in that bag so this lady in a way is a hero. If this would be I would keep the bat as a pet and we would become best friends and go on all sorts of epic human and bat adventures. It would have to be at night of course because Bruce is nocturnal. Yes I've named him Bruce as in Bruce Wayne aka Batman.