If you find someone who loves chicken nuggets more than they love you, marry that person immediately. You have a guaranteed way to make them happy. Just had a fight? Buy her nuggets. Forgot her b-day? Buy her nuggets. Caught cheating? Lie about it and buy her nuggets. It's pretty simple and the easiest way to live happily ever after. So congrats you crazy kids, and may life bring you nothing but happiness and chicken nuggets!