Target's New Christmas Cookie Doesn't Look Like Santa's Boots!

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You can't look at that and tell me those are boots! Yes, I know they're supposed to be boots but that's not what my eyes and brain are saying. I'm starting to think Target knew exactly what they were doing here. No way that gets previewed by their people and not one of them goes "ummmm that kind of looks like a penis." They realized this will get talked about and some will be outraged others will giggle (like me) and want to immediately go to Target and buy these Christmas penis cookies, or should I say the XXX-Mas cookies? So Target you can lie to us, but don't lie to yourself. The Elf on your shelf knows and will tell Santa you've been very naughty this year. Also these cookies are only $3.99 so I'm going to buy about 15 of them.


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