WARNING: Language And A Knife In Some Dudes Skull
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Me: "Ummmm my man I don't mean to alarm you but someone's kitchen knife is lodge in your skull and you're covered in blood."
Him: "Man you stupid, I think I'd know if I had a knife in my head"
Me: "You sure about that because there is most definitely a knife in your head"
Him: "Nah man you trippin, but whatever, is my hair okay?"
Me: "I mean all things considered it looks good bruh"
Him: "Thanks homie"