Is this the first time this man had someone else's poop on his hand? If so, this man needs to live a little. Can you even claim you're in a serious relationship if you haven't had some doo doo from your partner? The answer is no. Obviously I'm kidding and that would be so nasty and game over for me. But I don't know if I'd scream like this man did. Those sounds will be with me for some time. Did he at least smell it? If he smelled it he'd realize it was pudding and not poop.