I've written my fair share of outrageous blogs, but this is easily in the Top 5. First off, FurCon is an event I 100% need to attend and I know a certain koala I'd like to accompany me. By the way not an actual koala, just my favorite person who would 100% be in a koala costume. Not sure what "furry" I'd be but it's going to be magical. Okay focus Carmine, FOCUS! I was too caught up in my future plans I almost forgot about this video. We have a pink dinosaur and a red fox coming to the aid of a woman who was being attacked by a man. Now imagine you're going through one of the worst experiences of your life screaming and begging for help and instead of cops coming to the rescue, you have basically the pink version of Barney and a fox drag your attacker out of the car. At that point I'd be like "maybe I'm dead? This can't possibly be real?" But it is and now these grown ass stuffed animals have this piece of trash human pinned down until the cops arrive. This seems like something out of an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine. Hopefully this guy gets thrown in jail because I have no sympathy for any man who puts their hands a woman. Plus, him telling the story of his arrest and how he was stopped a bunch of virgin's in costumes would be amazing to see.