I love Miami, I really do. However, Miami feels like another planet sometimes. It's truly an insane place to visit and I can't imagine living there full time. I've seen homeless people with parrots riding unicycles, clowns giving out balloons but the clown was in his underwear. Clubs and bars basically never close and everyone is constantly damp. As if their human host is breaking down before our eyes. So seeing this lady just strip down while walking through the airport is almost normal. Well, Miami normal. My question is where is the security? I get that it's probably a bit awkward trying to apprehend a naked woman if you're a male security officer or cop. Next thing you know you're getting sued for inappropriate behavior somehow and that's not a situation you want. So where are the female officers?