Carnival Cruise Ship Glory Crashes Into The Carnival Legend

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE

This is such a holiday thing to do, fighting with family as these two ships battle it out to decide once and for all who is mom's favorite. Glory is clearly the instigator (a.k.a little sibling) and viciously attacks Legend from behind. A move I consider dirty and uncalled for. You need to act like a big girl ship and give Legend a chance to square up, those are the rules bruh. Anyway, Legend like any older sibling doesn't seem too fazed by the attack and loses maybe a few windows and pool chairs. Basically a few scratches in human terms. Glory realizes she gave it her all and her all wasn't good enough. Backs away and is banished to the kiddy dock plotting her next attack. All joking aside, what the f***!?!? How did this actually happen? It's not like the Titanic and an iceberg that was mostly hidden just below the surface surprises the captain. No, it's a giant ass ship with clear skies and visibility for miles! My only guess is the captain of Glory is blind. What else could it be?


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