World-Wife Carrying Competition Is The Greatest Sport You've Never Heard Of

 

So Curtis from our sister station Kool 1055 told me about this competition and I almost didn't believe him. Not because he's a liar or anything, dude is as honest as they come. It was just such an absurd competition I needed proof. So he dropped the video on me and boy is it magical. I need this in my life 24/7! The Lithuanian couple is the team to beat as they are now back to back champions as they build a dynasty. Imagine being at their house seeing their trophy and asking "how'd you guys get that?" Oh that old thing? We're just the best in the world at frontal piggyback rides. Sure frontal piggy back ride is an oxymoron but I'm a regular moron so we will just let it ride.

How the dudes train for this...

 

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