Dolphins QB Ryan Fitzpatrick Blames Being Out Of Shape On Birthday Cake

 
 

Ryan Fitzpatrick you beautiful son of a gun you have earned a place in my heart before ever throwing your first pass as a Phin. I know your Harvard education proves you're a genius, but your cake comment makes you legendary. Could anyone have put a better spin on being a bit plump than our savior Fitz? I honestly don't think so. No surprise he has 7 kids with his glorious beard, wits, smarts and millions of dollars in the bank I'd sleep with him every chance I had. Congrats on the sex btw bruh. Ryan might not lead the Dolphins to the playoffs this year but it's going to be damn fun to watch. If he does even better and that's icing on the cake!

 

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