Look, I don't care if you're a chick or dude...you should always look before you sit! The wildlife out here is next level and you never know what creatures might be lurking in your toilet. Could you imagine sitting and this thing leaping up at ya?
LOL you know you grew up in Loxahatchee when you would have just stuck your hand in the toilet and grabbed it yourself! Yes, if you didn't know I grew up out in the sticks and I'm a little to familiar with this kind of stuff. When I was a teenager I spotted a red rat snake curled up in our toilet. Don't worry, nothing happened... I always check before I sit!