Only in Florida! Amado Enrique Gaure was walking to a porn shop in Key Largo but simply couldn't wait. As he was walking down the road he started to masturbate. I know...so many questions! A woman driving her car got to witness this gem in action and told police Guare exposed himself to her.
A sheriff from Monroe County caught up with Guare and questioned him about the situation. He admitted to masturbating on his walk and simply told the cops he was impatient.