First mistake these would be criminals made was using bear mace on something other than a bear. What they needed was human mace, that should have done the trick. This clerk is such a damn badass I would put money on him beating a real bear in a street fight. You would think working at a weed shop is the most chill job ever. Worst thing would be someone getting pissed off that you're still out of 'Blue Dream' or 'Gorilla Glue' as they threaten to take their businesses else where.