Honestly, you can't even make this stuff up! A woman strolled into a Red Lobster, headed straight for the holding tank and snatched up a lobster. Of course someone spotted her doing this and the cops came out. Before she could make a getaway, the police grabbed the lobster from her trunk & arrested her!
It would have been more likely for her to dine and dash but she took it a step further. Call me crazy, but I would have been after those incredible biscuits. Forget the lobster!