1. Accurate Description of Yoda
2. Each Generation Of Jedi Is Progressively Less Prepared For Their Duel
Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order.
Luke: I trained... for like 3-days with an out of practice old dude.
Rey: What's this glowstick?
3. Dig at Kylo
Let's be real, Kylo Ren probably tried to make a black lightsaber and then cried when it didn't work.
5. The Greatest Action Figures Ever Made
6. This summary of The Force Awakens
The Force Awakens according to Tumblr:
A beautiful gay space pilot escapes from the clutches of the Empire 2.0 with the help of a human cinnamon roll named Finn (whom he named). They fall in love. The cinammon roll then teams up with an epic goddess of bad assery named Rey and they must defeat a sad emo baby named Kylo Ren.
7. And this summary.
8. This slightly cruel mocking of Luke:
9. This joke that is "too soon":
10. And finally, the best observation of them all!