1. Accurate Description of Yoda
I'm watching Star Wars and this little pig is everywhere pic.twitter.com/7vX8MRy91c— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) December 5, 2017
2. Each Generation Of Jedi Is Progressively Less Prepared For Their Duel
Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order.
Luke: I trained... for like 3-days with an out of practice old dude.
Rey: What's this glowstick?
3. Dig at Kylo
Let's be real, Kylo Ren probably tried to make a black lightsaber and then cried when it didn't work.
Want to feel old? This is what the kid from Star Wars Episode I looks like today. pic.twitter.com/dRSdstyS3U— Tracy McLady Gaga (@Marco_Romo) April 17, 2015
5. The Greatest Action Figures Ever Made
The greatest figures ever made: pic.twitter.com/S4EvOwGkU5— Star Wars Tweets (@ItsStarWarsTime) April 3, 2015
6. This summary of The Force Awakens
The Force Awakens according to Tumblr:
A beautiful gay space pilot escapes from the clutches of the Empire 2.0 with the help of a human cinnamon roll named Finn (whom he named). They fall in love. The cinammon roll then teams up with an epic goddess of bad assery named Rey and they must defeat a sad emo baby named Kylo Ren.
7. And this summary.
the only TFA spoilers i've seen are that the cast consists of a badass female, an interracial gay couple & a disgruntled hot topic employee— madison (@mtaucoin) December 28, 2015
8. This slightly cruel mocking of Luke:
9. This joke that is "too soon":
The new Alderaan park at Disneyland pic.twitter.com/xo8nnU1up8— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) October 15, 2015
10. And finally, the best observation of them all!
the only thing Star Wars fans hate more than people who hate Star Wars, is Star Wars— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) December 15, 2017